Revelation #9

3:18:00 AM

(I realize this is the first Revelation post in the series but, assuming that I've had revelations before in my life, I'd rather not start the ticker at #1 so instead we're going wtih one of my favorite numbers... 9. Kindly, deal with it, as this is my blog)

I'm thinking most of these will be almost always stupid, usually bitter & cynical, and 50/50 ironic and sarcastic.

REVELATION #9

Sometimes, when you think someone is your friend because they like your personality and they think you're funny, that is all negated because they really just want in your pants. So, when they realize you're not going to break up with your boyfriend anytime soon. They don't want to be friends anymore.